Vampire Squid and Jealous Jellyfish: Free Digital Stamps

As we continue drawing everything on the 2012 edition of our 100 Things To Draw When You’re Bored list, this week I make my triumphant return from the hellish task of moving to offer underwater hijinks.

Number 45 is “Why I’m afraid to go in the ocean (and other undersea creatures),” and nothing in the ocean is quite as horrifying as the vampire squid. I’m pretty sure this is EXACTLY what it looks like. I saw it on the Discovery Channel.

Number 65 on the list is “two jellyfish fighting over a hot dog.” Now I will tell you a little secret about this list: I don’t remember any of the things that I contributed. I’m pretty sure everything that involved a sugar skull was probably mine, but the only true specific thing that I remember contributing was two jellyfish fighting over a hot dog. I’m pretty sure I had 12 different things fighting over a hot dog on the list at one point before the girls staged an intervention. Since we’ve gone 5.5 months without anyone jumping on that jellyfish deathmatch, I figured it was time.

AND on a completely non-undersea-weirdness-related note, I have this half of an art doll to offer for sale this week! I’ll be doing something a little fun and a lot whackadoo on Friday (yeah, like you expected any less, right?), so stay tuned! Or come back. It’s probably better to come back. I don’t think you would fare well staring at your computer screen for four days. The gerbils would starve, the kids would start acting out Lord of the Flies, and your husband would start dating. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to apply warpaint and watch Sister Wives.